Zindane head butts father
Says father insulted mothers cooking

In another startling incident that perhaps indicates world cup fever has not subsided yet, retired French football star Zinadine Zidane head butted his father for what he termed as a “provoking attack on his mothers cooking”.

Reports coming out have indicated that Ismail Zidane may have passed unflattering comments about Mrs. Zidane’s ‘flamed duck in tartar sauce’, which lead to Zinadine attacking him. However Mr. Ismail Zidane denied saying anything about the duck and said that the he was actually insulting the ‘frog’s legs with caviar’.

It is also believed that he later head butted his mother because he felt that the duck did indeed taste like ‘fish in tartar sauce’ as alleged by his father.


In a nationally televised TV address, the French president publicly pardoned Zidane and said anybody insulting French cooking, or insulted French food by cooking it badly deserved to be head butted anyway.

But in what is seen as dangerous copycat behavior, children all across France began to head butt their mothers for serving ‘unpalatable food’. Jean Dufor, a nine year old who had just head butted his mother claimed “her muffins had too much cinnamon” and added “I want to grow up to be a food critic.”

In Britain and the United States, all staff at Burger king and McDonald’s outlets have been provided with protective chest padding.

In other news, to put an end to the Middle east crisis, Miss Universe, Zuleyka Rivera Mendoza was airdropped into Lebanon after she claimed during the final round that she wanted to ‘achieve world peace’.