Thursday, September 06, 2012

Pro-active Government announces roll back schedule in advance





In a move that the Governments critics have no opinion on, the PMO announced that it had secured Cabinet clearance for a rollback schedule for reform that will be announced over the remainder of its term.
Speaking outside his office, Additional Secretary to the PMO VK Nair said “We are a pro-active Government. Mr. Raghuram Rajan joined us as Chief Economic Advisor a week ago and submitted a list of reforms he though were vital.  We took the list to the cabinet and got a roll back schedule clearance in advance. With a clear schedule for rollback, passing laws should not be a problem at all.”
Spokespersons of the Government have stated that this move heralds a new era in coalition politics. 

Speaking to the press on the 13th hole of the DLF Golf course, where he was caddying for an unnamed VIP with Z category security, Manish Tiwari stated that to be able to achieve consensus on such an important issue so early is perhaps the most significant achievement of the Government.

On being questioned about implementing Raghuram Rajan’s advice, Mr. Tiwari added ”we already know how Raghuram’s term is going to play out.  Just like Kaushik Basu before him, he hasn’t been able to simplify his ideas and present them using hand drawn pictures – a prerequisite for discussions in Congress committees. We are being proactive and preparing the ground for lack of direction.”

In other news, the Republican National Convention has ended with the adoption of the party’s new campaign slogan ‘Guns don’t kill people. We do’.    

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