Move also seen as a gender inclusion measure
In an effort to boost men’s inclination to exercise, the
Ministry of Health has proposed that wife beating be categorized as a physical
activity. The Minister for Health, who
could not be identified because no one cared to know, said that the effort must
not been seen as merely a statistical change. “We are aware that many men already
beat their wives, but we are sure this move will encourage more men to take up
the practice. The health benefits of this traditional practice are underrated
and need to be counted when we measure our daily levels of exercise”.
Justice
Bhaktavatsala of the Karnataka High Court also threw his weight behind the
proposal and observed that this pragmatic view of wife beating would make
marriages across India seem more symbiotic and less violent.
Reacting to the proposal, the chairperson of the National
Commission for Women welcomed the move and added that the change would be an
acknowledgment of women’s role in society. She said efforts should also be made
to measure the percentage points added to GDP on account of all the nagging
women do.
Fitness centers are however uncertain about the efficacy of
the exercise. Mr. Devkar, manager of a
popular chain - Talwalkar’s, cautioned that wife beating in its present form
did not lead to a sustained increase in the heart rate of the man and hence
could not be counted as meaningful exercise. “We are however introducing a
couple’s package next month in which our personal trainer will show men how to
do it correctly” he added. The nutritionist
at the center also added that asking the woman to cook after a good beating can
lead to significant drop in the calorific content of the next meal, thereby
promoting weight loss.
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